The Onion: Girls Gone Wild Released Back Into Civilization
“At first, the girls were disoriented,” said Janet Ottley, director of the South Padre Island Wild Life Rescue Foundation. “They were frightened by the absence of familiar comforts such as overt male attention, binge drinking, and camcorders. But over time, we’ve seen improvement: so far, no reports of nipple exposure, so we’re very hopeful.”
Despite the girls’ early positive response, Ottley said that there is still a risk that they could revert to their wild state, so she continued to severely restrict their exposure to the outside world. “Any proximity to a D-list celebrity, a song by Poison, or a neon beer bong could set reintegration back to square one,” Ottley said.
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Kinda reminds me of the time I was at Señor Frog’s in Cancun and the man behind me removed his pants. I just turned around and, ope, there you are! He was wildly cheering, but there was not much to cheer about, I tell ya.
Name: Heather Browne
