National Talk Like A Pirate Day
In honor of National Talk Like A Pirate Day today, I am going to share my favorite pirate joke. It sounds best spoken, but this will have to do:
“A pirate walks into a bar. He’s got this giant wooden steering wheel coming right out of the crotch of his pants.
Everyone tries to be polite, but finally the barkeep has to ask: “What IS that thing, man?”
Pirate looks down and says, “Arrgh. I donno matey, but it’s drivin’ me nuts.”
And how perfect is it that there was a whole blessed CD of pirate songs that just came out?
“A Dying Sailor To His Shipmates” – Bono
Pirate shirt design courtesy of Busted Tees.
Name: Heather Browne
ahoy.
thankee for the heads-up on that compilation.
much oblidged.
Anonymous — September 19, 2006 @ 10:23 am
aaaaarrrrrrrrr!
Anonymous — September 19, 2006 @ 11:26 am
Arrrrgh.
How much for the Corn?
A Buck an Ear!
Anonymous — September 19, 2006 @ 1:40 pm
HOW could I have missed that this is TODAY??? ARRRGHHH! Abast, ye mateys!!
Thanks forrrrr the song!
Natsthename — September 19, 2006 @ 2:33 pm
wow. that bono guy is a good hummer.
c — September 19, 2006 @ 3:52 pm
In Boston it’s dress like a pirate day
Philco Brothers — September 19, 2006 @ 4:08 pm
great song! I’d have also picked “Seven seas of Rhye”, by Queen
Dri — September 19, 2006 @ 7:09 pm
That pirate photo is definitely the exact logo of my elementary and junior high schools that I went to.
Callie — September 19, 2006 @ 11:39 pm
Callie – the Minnesota Vikings logo is the exact same as my high school and I always do a double take if I see it emblazoned on a car or something – I’m like “Hey! They went to Lynbrook–no, waaiiiit….”
heather — September 20, 2006 @ 9:06 am