New contest: Stranger Than Fiction Soundtrack
So you may recall that I enthusiastically adored the movie Stranger Than Fiction (previous post here). I had an in-depth conversation with my hairstylist gal yesterday about it whilst she snipped; she also loved a movie called “The Prestige”? Hadn’t heard of it, but now I’ve Netflixed it. The effeminate gent (read: corset, ribbon around his neck, and more makeup than me on prom day) who owns the little salon was also going on and on about how fat Kate Winslet was (obviously he doesn’t drive a Jaguar) but how he’d “do” Salma Hayek. It was an interesting conversation.
Anyways. All that to say that I now have a copy of the Stranger Than Fiction soundtrack (which was a very very good compilation) to give away to one of you lucky cats. PLUS you get an engraved travel mug, to use on your mind-numbing commute to your staid job.
Here’s how I want to run it. In keeping with the plotline of the movie, in the comments I want you to tell me: If you were writing a book, what would the title be? That’s it, just the title. Think about it and let’s see what you got.
Why Would You Want to Read About Me?
psych1027@yahoo.com
Anonymous — December 1, 2006 @ 9:18 pm
“I wrote the title to this book and all I got was some stupid mooch bait”
Brian — December 2, 2006 @ 12:56 am
Born in Kansas, Raised in Misery
Maxwell Thomas Wastler — December 2, 2006 @ 6:11 am
“Your Love And Other Lies”
red clay — December 2, 2006 @ 10:59 am
LOve your blog. Found it while looking for roller skating songs…excellent list, btw.
FreedomGirl — December 2, 2006 @ 1:20 pm
Nice blog, lovely posts.
Title of the book :
“I should write poems”
Anonymous — December 2, 2006 @ 3:52 pm
“Me Knowing the Truth, I Cannot Concur”
Jason — December 2, 2006 @ 4:15 pm
I would call it:
“Cursed With Genius: Why You’ve Never Heard Of Me and What You Can Learn from That”
But if i were in a bookstore and saw all of these books on a shelf, I would read this one: “How I Almost Made The Perfect Decision Every Time, But Second Guessed My Way To Playing Poker With Satan “.
i love the blog, Heather. Keep it up.
Aaron — December 2, 2006 @ 6:03 pm
vegetables with love
steve joh — December 2, 2006 @ 6:20 pm
Instructions on How to Cope With Seemingly Meaningful Coincidences
slug — December 2, 2006 @ 7:18 pm
“My childhood dream was to be a butcher, today I’m a vegetarian”
isabel — December 2, 2006 @ 9:21 pm
Walking Sideways To Avoid The Rain.
Finn x
Fintin — December 3, 2006 @ 4:03 am
“I’ve Relized Too Late”
dulevukicevic
Anonymous — December 3, 2006 @ 7:27 am
Oooh, am I too late? My books will be Stiff Peaks and Generous Topping, one a baking cookbook and the other my memoir, but which is which is yet to be determined.
Michael — December 3, 2006 @ 11:43 am
Leeches in Will Wheaton’s Underpants.
moon — December 3, 2006 @ 2:39 pm
Any Sort of German Will Do;
a novella inspired by Matt’s seminal masterpiece: Various Kinds of Germans
s.e.orourke@gmail.com
Anonymous — December 4, 2006 @ 10:09 am
As per a conversation I had with a co-worker the other day:
“That’s The Last Time I Try To Corrupt A Naive, Closeted Boy From The Midwest: A Memoir”
mattyp4 — December 4, 2006 @ 10:36 am
Sentimental Litter
Sal — December 4, 2006 @ 2:04 pm
Aoautmn
mark — December 5, 2006 @ 7:42 am
Tail lights in the Distance
Brett — December 5, 2006 @ 5:20 pm
Damn, this is a lot of entries.
But the title of my book would be “Welcome To The Family Of Rock”
A lyrical quote from my favorite band and of course the subject of the book I want to write.
Mike — December 6, 2006 @ 10:51 am
Procrastination in Black Glasses
t.evamarie — December 6, 2006 @ 9:25 pm
Meridan Lost at Sea
Jeremy Moore — December 7, 2006 @ 10:06 am
i know the contest is over, but i just want to say “107th comment, mofo!”
c — December 7, 2006 @ 3:36 pm
My Life of Regret or Nuts!
Anonymous — December 10, 2006 @ 11:40 am